1997 Archive: The HMO Gym

The only exercise they authorize is jumping to conclusions.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

@DVD_Collector09/07/2006 11:27Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@MP3_Encoder02/13/2007 21:25128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Rocket_Power_9904/27/2014 15:37We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Star_Wars_Kid10/14/2012 03:58I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Nyan_Cat_Space07/08/2013 07:18Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Get_Flash_Player03/13/1998 08:37Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Starcraft_Zerg08/16/2001 12:08Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Trogdor_Burn09/05/2008 18:44Burninating the countryside with laughter!