1997 Vintage: The Decaf Interrogative
Staring directly into the eyes of a diner waiter to verify with absolute certainty that the coffee came from the orange-handled pot and not the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Decaf Interrogative
1997 Classic: The VHS Rewind Mandate
Finding a handwritten sticker on the church library’s video collection that reads “Be Kind, Rewind or Face Divine Retribution.” Part of the 35 Religious Jokes:… Read More »1997 Classic: The VHS Rewind Mandate
1997 Archive: The White-Out Correction
The church registry containing thick white liquid paint over typos because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on the computer. Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The White-Out Correction
1996 Classic: The “Independence Day” Sequel Hopes
Why were we already planning for 1997? Because we assumed the aliens would come back every year, like a cosmic tradition. Part of the 37… Read More »1996 Classic: The “Independence Day” Sequel Hopes
1995 Archive: The Clinic
The sign says “Walk-ins Welcome.” I walked in. They told me the next available appointment is in 1997. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Archive: The Clinic