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1997 Classic: The VHS Rewind Mandate

Finding a handwritten sticker on the church library’s video collection that reads “Be Kind, Rewind or Face Divine Retribution.”

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes10/14/1995 22:11Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Baywatch_Runner07/05/2000 23:35Laughing in slow motion right now!
@DVD_Rom_King12/01/1998 18:41More capacity for humor on this site!
@Project_Mayhem02/09/2014 21:07Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Animated_Mail_G08/25/2012 16:14The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Net_Neutrality08/09/1997 09:44Equality for all jokes!
@Viewer_Number_101/19/2001 17:03First! And it’s funny!

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