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1997 Classic: The Librarian

 “Quiet! I’m trying to find the manual for ‘Advanced Socketry’.”

Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@QuickTime_Viewer10/27/2006 07:56Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril01/27/2005 10:01He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Malware_Hunter02/23/2014 02:19Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Ferris_Bueller06/20/1998 04:54Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Orange_Mocha_F12/28/2007 21:31Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Success_Kid_Win11/12/1995 00:17Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Neopets_Trader01/25/2009 22:07Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

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