One, but the bulb needs neon lights and ice-puns to work.
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BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Taking a photo of me laughing!