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1997 Classic: The GeoCities

 Why did the traveler make a website? To show his blurry photos of the Grand Canyon to the 4 people who knew his URL.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz04/12/2001 19:43To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Palm_Pilot_User12/30/1996 14:15Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Fight_Club_Member01/01/2007 13:50I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Goosebumps_Kid07/30/2000 03:46Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Star_Wars_Kid09/09/1997 07:09I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Challenge_Acc06/23/2002 07:32Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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