1997 Classic: The Flight Safety Video

Why did no one watch? Because they were too busy trying to figure out how to turn off their pagers before the plane exploded.

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@Cast_Away_Wilson11/12/1997 20:28WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter05/28/2001 22:38The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Buffy_Summers_9712/06/2004 20:13Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Terminator_2_Fan07/14/2005 22:53Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Overclocker_Pro12/17/2001 04:14My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Blade_Runner_201911/12/2000 15:03All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@PopUp_Blocker_X05/03/2008 16:31I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Pwnage_King03/10/1997 07:25Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.