Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.
Why don’t eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
Why don’t mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.