It lost all its contacts.

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning!

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I’ve said? Dad: What an odd way to start a conversation!

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well, it may have choked Artie, but it won’t choke Dad!

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?