Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.
What do you call a group of musical whales?
An orca-stra.