Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.