Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, I’m traveling light!

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!

Q: What’s the difference between a “dad joke” and a “bad joke?” A: The direction of the first letter!

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in it!

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: He couldn’t concentrate.

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few months? A: It had great food, but no atmosphere.

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole-in-one.

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A: He was a great ruler!

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!