Q: Why is the cow always smiling? A: It’s in a good mooood I guess!

Q: When did they find water on the moon? A: When it was waning!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A: A stick!

Q: What’s the easiest way to burn 1,000 calories? A: Leave the pizza in the oven!

Q: Why can’t you send a duck to space? A: Because the bill would be astronomical!

Q: What side of a tree grows the most branches? A: The outside!

Q: Did you hear about that person who was afraid of jumping a hurdle? A: They got over it!

Q: What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper? A: Any breed of dog! Skyscrapers can’t jump!

Q: What state is known for its tiny beverages? A: Minnesota!