Q: Did you hear about that…

Q: Did you hear about that person who was afraid of jumping a hurdle?
A: They got over it!

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

They don’t want to get beaten.read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Because then it would be a foot.read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

@Napster_King01/30/2002 19:10I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Napster_User_9909/25/2002 02:53Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Dark_Knight_Joker06/19/2000 01:52Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Trinity_Matrix10/20/1998 07:52Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Transformers_OP08/07/2002 17:15Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Fat_Bastard_Get04/18/1995 11:43Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@PeanutButter_J04/13/2004 01:04It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Face_Palm_0101/27/2005 06:37Classic. Simply classic.

@Anonymous_User05/26/2002 14:08We are many. We are laughing.