Q: What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A: Any breed of dog! Skyscrapers can’t jump!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!