Q: What’s the easiest way to burn 1,000 calories?
A: Leave the pizza in the oven!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
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D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Heh heh heh. Good one.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!