Q: Why are elevator jokes so good? A: They work on many levels!

Q: Where do pirates get their hooks? A: Second-hand stores!

Q: What’s green and has wheels? A: Grass! I lied about the wheels.

Q: What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A: A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally!

Q: What does a baby computer call its father? A: Data!

Q: What do you call a dog who meditates? A: Aware wolf!

Q: What happened to the guy who tried to catch the fog? A: He mist!

Q: How can a leopard change its spots? A: It moves from one spot to another!

Q: Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

Q: What do you call a line of dads waiting to get haircuts? A: The barberqueue!