Q: What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A: A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Q: Did you hear about the...
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Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Found a real treasure with this one.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Plug and Play laughter!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!