Q: Why are elevator jokes so good?
A: They work on many levels!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
I am crying... with laughter!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
High five for this joke!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.