Q: Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
This site is never finished... with humor!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.