Q: What do you call a line of dads waiting to get haircuts?
A: The barberqueue!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!