Q: What happened to the guy who tried to catch the fog?
A: He mist!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
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62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
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56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
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Sofishticated.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Plug and Play laughter!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
I should make a game about this joke.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Heh heh heh. Good one.