Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog? A: Toad!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: A fsh!

Q: What happened when the world’s tongue-twister champion got arrested? A: They gave him a tough sentence!

Q: What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

Q: What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A: A satisfactory!

Q: Why are pupils are the last part of your body to stop working when you die? A: They dilate!

Q: What do you call a hippie’s wife? A: Mississippi!

Q: What’s the difference between a badly dressed kid on a bicycle and a well dressed kid on a tricycle? A: Attire!

Q: What did the drummer call his twin daughters? A: Anna One, Anna Two!

Q: How do you cure a fear of a speed bump? A: You slowly get over it!