Q: What did the drummer call…

Q: What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
A: Anna One, Anna Two!

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

Because they make up everything.read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer03/22/2008 10:11Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings07/28/1997 02:44One joke to rule them all!

@ICQ_Classic12/18/2000 07:36That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/12/2001 10:59I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Dark_Knight_Joker07/19/2010 15:23Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Badger_Badger_M09/06/2015 08:12Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Chocolate_Rain01/22/1998 08:55I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Leave_Britney_A06/15/2010 20:48Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!