Q: What happened when the world’s tongue-twister champion got arrested?
A: They gave him a tough sentence!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
We created a monster... of a joke!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!