Q: What do you call an…

Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad!

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

@PowerRanger_Red08/18/2012 13:19It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Dumb_And_Dumber02/16/2007 02:17So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Cast_Away_Wilson07/21/1995 14:49WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant10/19/2005 02:41They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@USB_Pioneer02/16/2011 08:45Plug and Play laughter!

@Grunge_Lord_9403/01/1998 12:14I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Goosebumps_Kid04/03/2015 09:05Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@He_Man_Power07/27/2007 09:51I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Hide_The_Pain_H11/05/2014 09:24I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.