Q: What do you call a…

Q: What do you call a hippie’s wife?
A: Mississippi!

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Nacho cheese.read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro09/21/1996 09:47Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@SimCity_Mayor11/18/1997 21:09Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Beavis_Butthead06/10/2005 13:58Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules03/21/2009 14:16Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Weird_Science_G01/11/2009 12:59We created a monster... of a joke!

@Step_Brothers_B08/30/1999 06:36Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Badger_Badger_M02/10/2015 15:39Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Grammar_Nazi_9907/11/1999 08:34Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!