Q: What’s the difference between a badly dressed kid on a bicycle and a well dressed kid on a tricycle?
A: Attire!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
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55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
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To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
That still only counts as one laugh!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
That was intense... and funny!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
The best thing since version 1.0!