Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
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Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
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52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!