Q: Why do dogs float in water? A: Because they are good buoys!

Q: What is the most popular time for a dentist appointment? A: Tooth hurty!

Q: Do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? A: Joke! Joke! Jooooooooooooooooke!

Q: Why are balloons so expensive? A: Inflation!

Q: Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? A: Because a toothbrush works better!

Q: What do you call a rude cow? A: Beef jerky!

Q: What do you call a beehive with no exit? A: Unbelievable!

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Q: What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? A: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”