Q: What do you call a rude cow?
A: Beef jerky!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
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He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
This is the future of humor!