Q: Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A: Because a toothbrush works better!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.