Q: Why are balloons so expensive?
A: Inflation!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
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They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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I knew you’d laugh at this.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
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High five for this joke!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!