Q: What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon?
A: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
The farce is strong with this one!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Letting this joke through the port.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
M’lady... this joke is superb.