Q: Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
A: Because they had a fight and 2021!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
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I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
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Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.