Q: Do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
A: Joke! Joke! Jooooooooooooooooke!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!