Q: What is the most popular time for a dentist appointment?
A: Tooth hurty!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
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What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
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I’ll never let go... of this joke.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
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