Q: What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
The farce is strong with this one!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
True story! I was there!