Q: What does a baby computer call its father?
A: Data!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
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In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
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Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
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A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
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This is why we need the internet.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!