Q: Where do pirates get their hooks?
A: Second-hand stores!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!