Q: How can a leopard change its spots?
A: It moves from one spot to another!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Found a real treasure with this one.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
Equality for all jokes!