Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
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