Q: Why can’t you send a duck to space?
A: Because the bill would be astronomical!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.