Q: What side of a tree grows the most branches?
A: The outside!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
That was super fast and super funny!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
May I suggest another joke, sir?