In 2019, Christmas was “inevitable.” We were all saying “I love you 3000,” sipping tea with a tiny green alien, and wondering if we should… Read More »35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
Sofishticated.
A blonde went to the beauty supply store and asked for hair extensions. The clerk asked “How long do you want them?” She replied “Long… Read More »A blonde went to the beauty…
How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex? She opens the car door.
Why did the blonde put her money in the blender? She wanted to make some liquid assets.
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You don’t need a DJ or a flashy dance floor for this trick. You just have to put a little boogie in it!
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“Doctor, I want a second opinion.” “Fine, I’ll ask Google Bard. It says you’re fine, but you should probably buy more stock in tech companies.”… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Second Opinion
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