2023 Legacy: The Second Opinion

“Doctor, I want a second opinion.” “Fine, I’ll ask Google Bard. It says you’re fine, but you should probably buy more stock in tech companies.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

@Forrest_Gump_8802/12/2010 07:41Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Rewritable_CD08/09/2010 12:45I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Oracle_Says07/26/2007 01:44I knew you’d laugh at this.

@ODP_Editor_9906/28/2010 12:21Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Delicious_Links10/28/2012 19:50Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Grammar_Nazi_9912/23/2000 17:32Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Social_Media_G04/21/2009 20:30I’m going to poke you for this joke!