2023 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Jeremy Allen White? For making a sweaty kitchen apron the most desirable fashion item of the year. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2023 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
2022 Legacy: The White Lotus S2
We watched it. I told her we should go to Italy. She said, “Only if you promise not to end up floating in the ocean.”… Read More »2022 Legacy: The White Lotus S2
2022 Vintage: SZA on Crutches
Why was she hobbling? Because she fell out of bed the day before, proving that “Kiss Me More” is a great song, but “Watch Your… Read More »2022 Vintage: SZA on Crutches
2022 Legacy: The Scream 5
I asked her, “What’s your favorite scary movie?” She said, “The one where you actually finish a DIY project.” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Scream 5
2021 Archive: The Riz Ahmed “Sound” Nod
Why was he so good? Because he made us feel every vibration of a drum kit we couldn’t actually hear. Part of the 37 Oscars… Read More »2021 Archive: The Riz Ahmed “Sound” Nod
2021 Vintage: The Heavy Textbook Strain
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals home in a backpack because nobody was quite sure if the school would close down for remote learning by… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Heavy Textbook Strain
2021 Legacy: The Dogecoin Millionaire
Why was the intern acting like Elon Musk? Because he invested $20 in Dogecoin and for three hours on a Tuesday, he was “technically” richer… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Dogecoin Millionaire
2021 Classic: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 47… Read More »2021 Classic: The CD
2020 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect 2019 plane tickets. They’re ancient relics.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Hades Player
One, but they have to die 50 times and talk to their dad before they can reach the surface/ceiling. Part of the 56 Light Bulb… Read More »2020 Archive: The Hades Player