We watched it. I told her we should go to Italy. She said, “Only if you promise not to end up floating in the ocean.”
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Therapist
It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Result
I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Climate-Control House
The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Plug and Play laughter!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!