2021 Classic: The CD

Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkou...read more »

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »

A blonde walks into a library and whispers "Can I have a burger a...read more »

A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one ...read more »

A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after...read more »

A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie "The Tita...read more »

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »

A blonde cut a hole in her umbrella so she could see when it stop...read more »

A blonde went to the zoo and saw a sign that said "Don't feed the...read more »

A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »

The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »

What did the blonde say when she saw the "No Parking" sign? "They...read more »

A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »

@Angelfire_User01/03/2007 16:24Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S04/22/1995 15:00I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Ghostbusters_V08/06/2004 09:37Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Goonies_Never_D02/19/2001 02:29Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Talladega_N_R08/27/2003 22:31If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Frag_Master_9909/18/2008 14:58Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Llamas_With_Hats08/02/2000 23:04Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!