2013 Vintage: Frank Ocean’s “Channel Orange”
Why was it so important? Because Frank Ocean proved that you can be quiet, mysterious, and vulnerable, and still make the loudest impact in the… Read More »2013 Vintage: Frank Ocean’s “Channel Orange”
2012 Legacy: The Launch of the iPad Mini
Why was it “just a smaller iPad”? Because Apple realized our hands were getting tired, and we needed a screen that was exactly the size… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Launch of the iPad Mini
2012 Legacy: The Life of Pi Fan
One, but they have to share the ladder with a tiger named Richard Parker. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Life of Pi Fan
2012 Legacy: The Wreck-It Ralph Teasers
Why were we nice to the “Bad Guys”? Because Disney made us realize that even a video game villain just wants a medal and some… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Wreck-It Ralph Teasers
2012 Vintage: Jennifer Lawrence (The Hunger Games)
Why was everyone suddenly into archery? Because in 2012, Katniss Everdeen made “volunteering as tribute” the ultimate personality trait for anyone who didn’t want to… Read More »2012 Vintage: Jennifer Lawrence (The Hunger Games)
2011 Vintage: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
2011 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball… Read More »2011 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
2011 Archive: The Arrow to the Knee
Why did the history teacher give out five detentions during a lecture on medieval warfare? Because every time he mentioned an ancient soldier, the back… Read More »2011 Archive: The Arrow to the Knee
2011 Classic: The Jay-Z & Kanye “Watch The Throne”
Why the Paris trip? Because two of the biggest rappers on Earth teamed up to show us exactly what luxury sounded like, and they played… Read More »2011 Classic: The Jay-Z & Kanye “Watch The Throne”
2011 Classic: The MRI
“Does this machine work with Siri?” “No, it’s a giant magnet. If Siri gets close, she’ll start speaking in tongues.” Part of the 67 Doctor… Read More »2011 Classic: The MRI